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Jokes

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Jokes

Postby Someguylovesguns786 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:46 pm

Ok people hes a couple jokes for you.

1. Why was 6 scared of 7.
Because 7 8 9.

2.A farmer said to his dog. "Go count the sheep for me" so the dog goes and
counts then come back and says. "there are 400" then the farmer goes and
counts and finds that there are only 397 sheep the the farmer says "there
are only 397" then the dog says "oh sorry but usually round up the sheep.

3.There is a hurst driving up a steep hill when the back door opens and the
coffin falls out and rolls all the way down the hill before crashing into a
doctors office, the doctor goes to have a look then the coffin door opens
and the man inside asks "do u have anything to stop my coffin"

4.If some is asking for a joke, say to them "Look in the mirror and you will see the joke"

I hoped you liked them and if you have any jokes replie to me.
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Postby envisageworks on Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:57 pm

Hahaha. :) Rather funny...
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Postby AnointedMinstrel on Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:16 pm

man, i wish i could laugh right now. i just really dont feel good and when im sick im not quite my perky self...sorry to be such a downer right now. lol
Proverbs 17:20 - Death and destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man.
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Postby Someguylovesguns786 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:42 am

I hate when that happens.
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Postby death by chocolate on Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:43 pm

Why did the traffic light blush?
Well, wouldn't you if you had to change in front of all those people?

xD
I love it.
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Postby Someguylovesguns786 on Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:55 pm

hahaha that's a good one.
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